Here's a short list of things I hate, yet some are so minuscule:
- Free Credit Reports: I think you know what I mean. This televised version of bukkake, commercials cumming in your brain with annoying jingles, so stupid that your IQ (If still existent) will be melted down your face (Great analogy, AxH!!(Thanks man!!)(No problem!!)), and now you forgot what the commercial was about.
- Grammar Problems: You Are= You're. Your= Possessive. "Your ugly and you're face is stupid!!" I need not explain further. You're an idiot for your grammar problems. Go back to 1st grade English, and then shut the hell up.
- Made Up Words: Anyway is not plural. When you say "Like, anyways..." You will be sucking dick for money for college. You aren't suppressed, it's oppressed, and you are neither, just a fucking idiot. Have a great day.
Baby bumps?? Are you kidding me?!? You've been knocked up!! You are pregnant, that is the official term, and that is that. That's your spouse, that's not your significant other. You are you, there's no other you. No exceptions.
- Conformity: I need not explain the reasons why I think that it's the stupidest thing invented, and I'll get to it later.
- Douchebags With Fauxhawks Playing The Guitar For The Sole Purpose Of Getting A Girlfriend And Gaining Undeserved Popularity While Learning Nothing Except For The Fact That Materialism Is The Key To Success And Three Guitar Chords Like I Said To Impress Hot Chicks Not That That Is A Bad Thing But It Is Worthless (DWFPTGFTSPOGAGAGUPWLNEFTFTMITKTSATGCLISTIHCNTTIABTBIIW): Nuff Said.
- Online IQ Tests: Taking these "tests" add to your insecurity. Just kidding, you don't need to be smart to be successful!! You need a vagina!!
- Myspace Vs. Facebook: They are both worthless social networking websites for the purpose of keeping up with friends. But now it's dressing up a website to impress others. Unneeded. They are the same thing.
Like I said, a very, very, very short list of things that piss me off.
Friday, October 10, 2008
Thursday, October 9, 2008
Entry 03: Insecurities
I came to a conclusion about today's youth. Of course, I am only 15, but I am much smarter, despite the fact that my kind is stereotyped as a dumb, angsty bunch of kids who don't know how much our parents and past generations struggled. I understand and respect that, and I believe I'm one of the very few who know it.
Anyway, I was eating in my mom's car. Yes, I live with my mom, dad's dead. Laugh it up. We stopped at an intersection. A group of teens my age, maybe older (who knows, I can't tell with the pubic upper lip hair) were staring at me for a while while waiting for the signal to cross. I was a little confused, but mostly curious. What were they thinking?? Why were they looking at me?? I admit, I was a little insecure, no reason why, but I was.
They pointed and laughed, apparently didn't care if I knew they that made fun of me. I said that because most are afraid to let the person they think are "freaks" know that they think that. But the windows were down, I was with my mom, and that obviously was fuel for the fire that was my "humiliation".
Funny that they were laughing, I was going to the thrift store haha. But since I had a double cheese in my fat grip, it was the basic reason that they laughed their abercrombie asses off.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I REALIZED??
I DON'T FUCKING CARE ANYMORE!!
How did I "live" this "DGAF" thing for a year while being such a bitch?? I was as insecure as any female. If I knew what I was doing wrong, I would have been my damn self a few years ago.
I now realize why Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold did what they did almost 10 years ago. Not that I condone it, I really don't. It's just that these kids my age, these teenagers who spit these vicious lies out of their dirty little mouths are as hypocritical as Sarah Palin and her family's abstinence, abstinence being fucking your boyfriend at 17 because he bought you some new gifts that cost 2x the cost of your rich daddy's child support paycheck, and "OOPS!!, I'm preggo!!".
I'll get to "baby bumps" and "preggo" later. Ugh.
They day "be who you are", "Don't care about what other's think", and that "those who matter don't mind, and those who mind don't matter". Bullshit!! Do these idiots knwo what that means, or did they take that off of a myspace headline?? If you've seen how these terrible sheep act, you'll knwo that it was taken directly off of a myspace headline.
Teenagers, specifically females, are the most insecure, hypocritical, decieving attention whores on earth.
About the beginning story; these kids now I eat, I'm a fatass. And?? You should see the morbidly obese tards who foam at the mouth when they see food. I'm not as fat as these kids. And as a whole, I'm not as foolish as these conformist tools.
So, I conclude that teenagers are shit, like me, of course, and that it doesn't matter what people say, becuase they'll grow up to have everything handed to them.
Fuck off.
:)
Anyway, I was eating in my mom's car. Yes, I live with my mom, dad's dead. Laugh it up. We stopped at an intersection. A group of teens my age, maybe older (who knows, I can't tell with the pubic upper lip hair) were staring at me for a while while waiting for the signal to cross. I was a little confused, but mostly curious. What were they thinking?? Why were they looking at me?? I admit, I was a little insecure, no reason why, but I was.
They pointed and laughed, apparently didn't care if I knew they that made fun of me. I said that because most are afraid to let the person they think are "freaks" know that they think that. But the windows were down, I was with my mom, and that obviously was fuel for the fire that was my "humiliation".
Funny that they were laughing, I was going to the thrift store haha. But since I had a double cheese in my fat grip, it was the basic reason that they laughed their abercrombie asses off.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I REALIZED??
I DON'T FUCKING CARE ANYMORE!!
How did I "live" this "DGAF" thing for a year while being such a bitch?? I was as insecure as any female. If I knew what I was doing wrong, I would have been my damn self a few years ago.
I now realize why Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold did what they did almost 10 years ago. Not that I condone it, I really don't. It's just that these kids my age, these teenagers who spit these vicious lies out of their dirty little mouths are as hypocritical as Sarah Palin and her family's abstinence, abstinence being fucking your boyfriend at 17 because he bought you some new gifts that cost 2x the cost of your rich daddy's child support paycheck, and "OOPS!!, I'm preggo!!".
I'll get to "baby bumps" and "preggo" later. Ugh.
They day "be who you are", "Don't care about what other's think", and that "those who matter don't mind, and those who mind don't matter". Bullshit!! Do these idiots knwo what that means, or did they take that off of a myspace headline?? If you've seen how these terrible sheep act, you'll knwo that it was taken directly off of a myspace headline.
Teenagers, specifically females, are the most insecure, hypocritical, decieving attention whores on earth.
About the beginning story; these kids now I eat, I'm a fatass. And?? You should see the morbidly obese tards who foam at the mouth when they see food. I'm not as fat as these kids. And as a whole, I'm not as foolish as these conformist tools.
So, I conclude that teenagers are shit, like me, of course, and that it doesn't matter what people say, becuase they'll grow up to have everything handed to them.
Fuck off.
:)
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Entry 02: Clever Unstupid Nonconformist Talents
THE FOLLOWING CONTAINS VOCABULARY NOT RECOMMENDED FOR IDIOTS.
IF YOU CAN COMPREHEND THE INTELLIGENCE OF THIS ADOLESCENT, WHOSE SCINTILLATING LORE OF 15 YEARS IS THOROUGHLY ADROIT FOR HIS AGE; WITHOUT A DICTIONARY AND/OR THE INTERNET, THEN YOU MAY RESUME WITH THIS BLOG. IF NOT, EAT IT.
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Sarah Palin: Maverick??
I assume you know who Sarah Palin is... There is an exception to every rule; if you are a 16 year old girl who relies on her jock boyfriend, stepdad, and MTV; then get off of this page and fuck yourself.
I thought we filtered out the 16 year old girls with the disclaimer above with the "big huge" words.
Sarah Palin created a cult following recently, since late August, when it was announced that she would be the vice presidential candidate for the republican party (The presidential republican candidate being John McCain, of course ("Like, The old guy, duh!!")). This cult includes obese, middle-aged women (and their pussy-whipped ED-infected men as counterparts) with no original opinion at all in their mentally inept minds. They go by code names. Said code names are Hockey Moms, Republicans, and finally, MAVERICKS. Yes, nonconforming MAVERICKS.
.....
Must I say any more?? ... OK then, I will.
(caps lock warning)
WHAT THE FUCK!!! HOLY SHIT, I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THESE WOMEN, WITH NO MIND OF THEIR OWN ( And they like to be called Mavericks?? That's ironic...) SINCE KIDS, THINKING THAT WOMEN ARE STILL BEING DEGRADED?? ONLY THE HOT ONES!! THESE NASTY OLD TWATS WISH THAT THEY WERE DEGRADED!! WHY MUST THESE RADICAL FEMINISTS HYPNOTIZE THESE HYPOCRITICAL WOMEN!! WOMEN HAD THE POTENTIAL TO BECOME SMART INDIVIDUALS UNTIL THE 70'S, WHEN FEMINISM SURFACED!!
Don't get me started on her talk about abstinence, abortion, women, women, women, WOMEN!!! FUCK WOMEN!!!! I'll get to that later.
Maybe this old bitch needs a Webster's impaled into her skull!!
My exclamation key is burning, and I have an itchy trigger finger.
More of this later, on to something that matters.
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Baby Killer
Do me a favor; Tune to CNN at around 7 PM (I think so...). Nancy Grace might be on there. She went from bullshit celebrity issues to bullshit teen mother issues. It's been the Nancy Grace Missing Child Power Hour since June.
You might have heard of Casey Anthony, and her missing 2-year old Caylee Anthony. Most believe that this kid is dead, but some (some meaning Casey and her brainwashed parents) believe that she's still alive.
Let me get you caught up on this case:
- It took the 23 year old mom a month to work up the courage to call 911 and report this (of course, after whoring at the nightclubs)
- The parents earlier reported a smell of a decomposing body, later stating it might have been an old pizza (obvious brainwashing by the mom)
- Repetitive lying by both the parents and the mom (All irrelevant to the past lie, by the way)
- Multiple bail outs
- Multiple suspicious findings (They're still fighting!!)
- Constant references to a "nanny" (Zenaida Fernandez-Gonzalez) caring for the dead kid
- Internet searches on mom's computer about chloroform (As well as actual chloroform in mom's trunk (Lies spew from mom and parent's mouths again))
- Mom's Dad spraying a hose?? (You can't wash away the lies!!)
So as of this post, it's been news for 4 months. It's very likely that the kid is dead. And also, I have a theory on why the whore (Mom) killed her child:
She might be suffering from Munchausen syndrome. Said syndrome is faking a disease, illness, psychological trauma, or in this chick's case, killing a kid, in order to draw attention or sympathy to themselves. This is common in women. You may call said women "Attention whores", and that's why it is a facticious disorder. I know women who have thrown temper tantrums, punched and kicked people, burned things, destroyed things, etc; but I don't believe one I know ever killed their kid (After the 2nd trimester, that is).
She also is an unclever, foolish whore who actually searched via Google.com, chloroform.
I would personally know that even google searches are visible, just by clicking the search bar. Not that I search anything suspicious, I'm just saying...
She is too busy to be stoked about partying at a fucking nightclub that she poured chloroform on her kid and killed it. Her. The toddler that is now dead.
_________________________________
I hope you got the title. IDIOT.
IF YOU CAN COMPREHEND THE INTELLIGENCE OF THIS ADOLESCENT, WHOSE SCINTILLATING LORE OF 15 YEARS IS THOROUGHLY ADROIT FOR HIS AGE; WITHOUT A DICTIONARY AND/OR THE INTERNET, THEN YOU MAY RESUME WITH THIS BLOG. IF NOT, EAT IT.
____________________________________________________________________
Sarah Palin: Maverick??
I assume you know who Sarah Palin is... There is an exception to every rule; if you are a 16 year old girl who relies on her jock boyfriend, stepdad, and MTV; then get off of this page and fuck yourself.
I thought we filtered out the 16 year old girls with the disclaimer above with the "big huge" words.
Sarah Palin created a cult following recently, since late August, when it was announced that she would be the vice presidential candidate for the republican party (The presidential republican candidate being John McCain, of course ("Like, The old guy, duh!!")). This cult includes obese, middle-aged women (and their pussy-whipped ED-infected men as counterparts) with no original opinion at all in their mentally inept minds. They go by code names. Said code names are Hockey Moms, Republicans, and finally, MAVERICKS. Yes, nonconforming MAVERICKS.
.....
Must I say any more?? ... OK then, I will.
(caps lock warning)
WHAT THE FUCK!!! HOLY SHIT, I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THESE WOMEN, WITH NO MIND OF THEIR OWN ( And they like to be called Mavericks?? That's ironic...) SINCE KIDS, THINKING THAT WOMEN ARE STILL BEING DEGRADED?? ONLY THE HOT ONES!! THESE NASTY OLD TWATS WISH THAT THEY WERE DEGRADED!! WHY MUST THESE RADICAL FEMINISTS HYPNOTIZE THESE HYPOCRITICAL WOMEN!! WOMEN HAD THE POTENTIAL TO BECOME SMART INDIVIDUALS UNTIL THE 70'S, WHEN FEMINISM SURFACED!!
Don't get me started on her talk about abstinence, abortion, women, women, women, WOMEN!!! FUCK WOMEN!!!! I'll get to that later.
Maybe this old bitch needs a Webster's impaled into her skull!!
My exclamation key is burning, and I have an itchy trigger finger.
More of this later, on to something that matters.
________________________________________________
Baby Killer
Do me a favor; Tune to CNN at around 7 PM (I think so...). Nancy Grace might be on there. She went from bullshit celebrity issues to bullshit teen mother issues. It's been the Nancy Grace Missing Child Power Hour since June.
You might have heard of Casey Anthony, and her missing 2-year old Caylee Anthony. Most believe that this kid is dead, but some (some meaning Casey and her brainwashed parents) believe that she's still alive.
Let me get you caught up on this case:
- It took the 23 year old mom a month to work up the courage to call 911 and report this (of course, after whoring at the nightclubs)
- The parents earlier reported a smell of a decomposing body, later stating it might have been an old pizza (obvious brainwashing by the mom)
- Repetitive lying by both the parents and the mom (All irrelevant to the past lie, by the way)
- Multiple bail outs
- Multiple suspicious findings (They're still fighting!!)
- Constant references to a "nanny" (Zenaida Fernandez-Gonzalez) caring for the dead kid
- Internet searches on mom's computer about chloroform (As well as actual chloroform in mom's trunk (Lies spew from mom and parent's mouths again))
- Mom's Dad spraying a hose?? (You can't wash away the lies!!)
So as of this post, it's been news for 4 months. It's very likely that the kid is dead. And also, I have a theory on why the whore (Mom) killed her child:
She might be suffering from Munchausen syndrome. Said syndrome is faking a disease, illness, psychological trauma, or in this chick's case, killing a kid, in order to draw attention or sympathy to themselves. This is common in women. You may call said women "Attention whores", and that's why it is a facticious disorder. I know women who have thrown temper tantrums, punched and kicked people, burned things, destroyed things, etc; but I don't believe one I know ever killed their kid (After the 2nd trimester, that is).
She also is an unclever, foolish whore who actually searched via Google.com, chloroform.
I would personally know that even google searches are visible, just by clicking the search bar. Not that I search anything suspicious, I'm just saying...
She is too busy to be stoked about partying at a fucking nightclub that she poured chloroform on her kid and killed it. Her. The toddler that is now dead.
_________________________________
I hope you got the title. IDIOT.
Entry 01: My First Blog Post
Hey, what's going on. My username is ANTIxHUMAN, but you can call me AxH if you'd like. I'm 15, I'm from Kent, WA, USA, I'm an atheist, a metalhead, and I am a nostalgic motherfucker (Preferably the 90's).
I'm here to talk about what I like, what I think is bullshit, and what's going on these days in the news and such.
I'm here to talk about what I like, what I think is bullshit, and what's going on these days in the news and such.
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